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[widenessofthesea]

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[bondsofsuffering]

Was there?

[He's from like 2000 yo.

Sparkles stop.]

[widenessofthesea]

I think it must've been popular...?

Ah, but speaking of vampires—do you know why they don't bet on horses?

[bondsofsuffering]

Why?

[widenessofthesea]

They can't handle the stakes.

And with that, I've fulfilled my bad joke quota for this bingo card.

[bondsofsuffering]

Ouch.

[widenessofthesea]

It said "bad," so I did my worst. My normal sense of humor is a bit more on the dry side.

[bondsofsuffering]

Well, if it works, it works. What next?

[widenessofthesea]

Looking to tick off more boxes?

...to be honest, I'm not angling to win, for my part. I'd really rather do things because I want to, or because I feel like they're important, and there's not terribly many things here that I feel like suit my interests.

[bondsofsuffering]

Not even just a win for your unit? The points can be handy too.

[widenessofthesea]

It's true that it'd be nice to have points to use for the unit.

There's just—certain things I really can't do.

[bondsofsuffering]

Like?

[widenessofthesea]

That is to say, I'm very particular about my physical boundaries, young man.