mistletoe 2020;

[widenessofthesea]

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[widenessofthesea]

Ah, you're very kind.

...you're avoiding the festivities as well?

[forgottenmercy]

It's, ah, rather crowded, so...

[widenessofthesea]

There's just a lot of things I'd rather be doing than just... kissing people for points.

[forgottenmercy]

[nods] Ah, agreed...

If I, ah, wanted to kiss someone, I could do that on my own. And not...for something like this.

[widenessofthesea]

Precisely. Honestly, I don't know why so many people go along with it so easily.

[forgottenmercy]

I, ah, can think of a few reasons, maybe...

[widenessofthesea]

Such as "being very horny"?

[forgottenmercy]

[nods] And, ah, competitive...

[widenessofthesea]

It's not that I wouldn't describe myself as competitive. This just isn't a prize I care for winning, I suppose.

[forgottenmercy]

Given what it, ah, involves...

[widenessofthesea]

Admittedly the list of people I'd care for kissing is distinctly short, too.